Quick Hits:
The people at work find out you do standup and seem wowed by it. Meanwhile, you change the subject as quickly as possible because you're still internally fuming over bombing the night before.
You spend an hour changing the wording/punctuation for a Facebook joke, spend the next day upset its getting no likes. Once it gets traction and one of friends decides to share it you obsesses over why they call you "witty" instead of "funny".