Laugh So You Don't Cry

We have an entire segment of this country that was willing to vote for Trump but would not publicly say so.

An entire segment of this country too ashamed to admit to their friends and family what they're doing.

An entire segment of the country that treats voting for the leader of the free world like watching Vanderpump Rules.

An Education

Five years ago I had to explain to a fellow tech worker why a salon would need the sign "We do black hair". So it's my own fault for being surprised I had to explain chicken and waffles at lunch.

Reefer Madness

The Texas Police autopsy says massive amounts of marijuana contributed to #SandraBland's suicide. While some strains can cause paranoia, none of them match "being arbitrarily arrested and thrown into jail over a minor offense" levels.


Inconsistencies in Sandra Bland's arrest video are causing people to think it's been edited. However, Texas police say it's just a technical glitch in iMovie's racism filter.

First In Line

Fox News is mad that a theater in D.C. received federal funds to develop silent versions of Shakespeare's plays. They thought if the U.S. government was going to pay people to shut up, they'd be first in line.

Reading Rainbow

Upon winning the "Best Fighter" award at the ESPY's Ronda Rousey said, "I wonder how Floyd [Mayweather] feels being beat by a woman for once. I like to see him pretend that he doesn't know who I am now." Unfortunately Floyd had to read about the comment later, which means he still doesn't know who she is. 


People are upset that the Chancellor of Germany, Angela Merkel, does not support gay marriage. However, she's just following the proud German tradition of being on the wrong side of history.

Internal Hiring

Fox is planning a movie about the same-sex marriage case plaintiff. They figured they could save money by just using Fox News anchors as the villains.


Facebook, Twitter and Google combined have so few black employees they could all fit on a jumbo jet. None of the employees are willing to take the offer as they're wary of the last time white people offered them free transatlantic travel.

Scales of Justice

In Justice Scalia's dissent of the marriage equality win today, he says the Supreme Court doesn't represent a proper balance of the American people. When he was told that if he cared about balance he should give up his seat for a Hispanic, LGBTQ or female justice, he got awfully quiet.

Schoolhouse Rock

While most people think Obama is the first President to say the n-word, Lyndon B Johnson would openly refer to The Civil Rights Act as "the nigger bill". Thankfully, Schoolhouse Rock never made a song about how that became a law.