Happy Election Day! Otherwise known as Institutional Peer Pressure Day!
Worst Bookclub Ever
What's the bigger controversy? Lena Dunham's actions as a 7 year old or that it collectively took us a month to actually read her book?
21st Century Problems
The viral video showing a woman getting catcalled has been admonished for its racial bias. Susan B. Anthony and Martin Luther King Jr. are looking down from heaven and saying, "Well, I guess that's progress..."
TumbleDore
Daniel Radcliffe showed the world he could rap on The Tonight Show. His credit score immediately took a dive.
A new Whedonverse
Honey Boo Boo's mom is reportedly dating a convicted child molester finally cementing that Toddler & Tiaras and To Catch A Predator are in the same TV universe.
Big Kid Toys
Parental pressure has forced Toy ' R' Us to not stock Breaking Bad toys. Which'll make their super hero section real awkward if they ever actually read a Deadpool comic.
Fashion Chic
A Texas community college rejected a Nigerian student over Ebola fears. They also claimed that their white hoods and robes are a specially made hazmat suit.
Good News/Bad News
Child actors from 7th Heaven are upset because they've stopped receiving residual checks. Good news is they're being eyed for a revival of To Catch a Predator
No Touch Screen
The CEO of Microsoft told women that they shouldn't ask for a raise, which is exactly what his wife told him that night in bed.
#NoSoBeautifulMinds
Twitter is paying MIT researchers $10 million to analyze every public tweet. Apparently you can put a price on one's sanity.
Doctor's Orders
US doctors say we should be more afraid of the measles than ebola. Not because of the diseases but because it shows that America takes its scientific advice from the woman that married the wrong Wahlberg.
The Passion of Alex Trebek
Last night Jeopardy had a category called "What Women Want". When you're talking about women and using the title of a Mel Gibson movie someone needs to be fired.
The Post Social Network
The new site Ello is gaining followers with its sleek design and no ads policy. Now we have a new social network to ignore the Hong Kong protests on.
RE2PECT
Last night was a great for New York sports. Derek Jeter won the game in his final at bat and Eli Manning single-handedly trounced American racism.
The More You Know
It's National Bisexual Awareness Week. Otherwise known as "No, I won't be in your threesome" Week.
Arrr Matey
Today is National "Talk Like a Pirate" Day otherwise known as "Talk Like You Didn't get Laid in High School" Day.
Must Not See TV
Rihanna is mad at CBS for pulling her football game opening song. To be fair, CBS wanted to show its better at hiding evidence of domestic abuse than the NFL.
College Spirit
Urban Outfitters tried to market a shirt based on the Kent State shootings. Next they'll release Columbia University bed sheets for when you need carry your mattress around campus.
Got Your Nose
NFL Commissioner Roger Goddell is caught in a scandal about when he first saw the Ray Rice tape. His defense: he's the world's worst peekaboo player.
Tape Delay
Ray Rice's two game punishment turned into an indefinite suspension after the world's most awkward booth review.